Schmabletop Reviews: Munchkin
I’m proud to introduce what I hope (mostly out of my selfish desire to have others review stuff so I don’t have to take risks with my money) will become a regular feature here on Gamers Schmamers: tabletop game reviews. My gaming habits have shifted over th ...
Double Dragon II, I Don’t Even
What. What the hell is this description for Double Dragon II for XBLA? Taken straight from description: “Also, characters are undressed from 80’s style, and recreated with modern sexy and beautiful style that amaze you and feel never been experienced world ...
The Power Of: Deeper Meanings
(Whoa, Schmamers, Paul can’t think of a single game he loves more than any other, either! Is this a recurring trend? Who cares! Let’s join Paul as he discusses why video games are so important to him.) When the idea was first floated that we would write a s ...
Schmame Over After Dark 1
What happens when the Schmamers stay up way too late and let their morals go? Nothing good, that’s for sure! Come join all the digusting, foul mouthed fun in Schmame Over After Dark Episode 1! I’m sure at some point we talk about video games. Just, you know, ...
Far Cry 3 Expansion is the Best of the 80’s
Far Cry 3 is probably the best first person shooter I never finished. Something about open world games just doesn’t do much for me. That said, the expansion for Far Cry 3 (0r whatever the hell it’s supposed to be) actually looks really great. I honestly thou ...
T’HERSDAY: Voluptuous Raider
Tomb Raidin’ T’Hersday, Schmamers! Video’d video game pundits are a GP a gallon on the seven internet seas, so when you find someone genuinely entertaining, it’s tantamount to striking oil. My latest and greatest discovery is an odd little Britis ...
Durango Rumored to be Always On
According to inside sources, the Durango– Microsoft’s next gaming console– will require an always on connection. According to a Kotaku source: “Unless something has changed recently,” one of the sources told us over email, “Durango c ...
T’Hersday: Lollipop Chainsaw
Today I want to talk about a game that gives me mixed feelings. On the one hand, I adore the ever-loving shit out of this game. On the other, it makes me feel like a sexist pervert who is one lost moral away from dry-humping everything that moves. That game is Lollipop ...
The Power of: Gaming
(Schmamer Corey has a hard time picking a favorite game! But that’s okay, the whole medium is pretty awesome. Let’s welcome Schmamer Corey as he talks about his throbbing lust for gaming!) The topic at hand, the most formative game we’ve ever played, is givi ...
Sejuani Reskin, Makes Sense
I don’t play a lot of League of Legends, but it can be said that the visual design is not very progressive lets say. One of the most egregious oversights in the character design was Sejuani, the Winter’s Wrath. She was a warrior from the frozen wastes with ...
Schmame Over Episode 2: More Bioshock Infinite
Schmame Over episode 2 is live, go and consume! This episode we’re joined by a special guest who shall remain nameless (until you listen to the podcast) because he thinks that being associated with us is somehow bad. Pfft, we only talk about penises like, maybe, s ...
RIP: LucasArts
Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Dang. LucasArts, one of the most innovative publishing houses of all time has been shut down by Disney, cancelling all proposed projects, including the ever so promising looking ...