Time To Buy An Oculus Rift

by on June 18th, 2013 at 7:23 am


It was inevitable. Like when Google Glass was revealed and our first collective thought was “Ooo, a new way to watch porn on the go!” so too did game developers decide that the Oculus Rift needed a sex game.

Wicked Paradise is the name of the game, though I’m already displeased with the title. The game’s description seems pretty much focused on a straight male experience which is unsurprising, but unfortunate. Think of how neat (and mind expanding!) it would be to offer the ability to play Wicked Paradise across the whole range of human sexuality! See how the developers describe it?

“Imagine the world and its inhabitants look highly realistic. Imagine walking into a bar in Wicked Paradise, noticing a beautiful lady, talking to her, and seducing her. Imagine playing your cards right and having passionate wild sex with her.”

Not exactly subtle who it’s marketing to, eh? Still, exciting news as the Oculus Rift continues to shape up to be the most exciting part of gaming in recent years.