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Schmame Over: Link Between Worlds Special Edition
Spoilers abound for “The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds” today on Schmame Over, because that’s all we talk about! Join the Schmamers as the explore the worlds of Hy ...
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Schmame Over- Game of the Year
Today on Schmame Over, the Schmamers talk about their most dissapointing games, and their best games, of 2013. There are surprises, arguments, and impassioned discussions. Is Bioshock: Infin ...
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Schmame Over 23: Our Least Thankful
Today on Schmame Over the boys don their black masks and tear apart the wide world of electronic entertainment by sharing what they were LEAST thankful for in gaming in 2013. Or…at lea ...
Tormenting Thursdays
In Torment looks like the perfect game to hold me over until the new Amnesia comes out. Delving deep into the mind of a survivor of a ‘crime’ you’re tasked with finding out what happened and what caused this girl’s trauma. Sadly it’s for PC ...
Nintendo Announces 2DS
Nintendo, in their ongoing quest to be the most ‘fuck you we do what we want’ company ever, has announced a new model 3DS. Sorta. Titled the 2DS, the system is a slate design (think tablet) instead of clamshell, and will play all 3DS and DS games. Oh, and it ...
Layton 7 Is… A Thing?
Uh, okay, Level-5. It was one thing to use the Layton name for the Layton Brothers on iOS. At least that game held a spiritual similarity to the main series Layton games, but I have no idea what the hell the above footage for the new Layton 7 game is supposed to be. (T ...
Sonic On 3DS Looking Pretty Good
Let’s just come out and say it: Sonic: Lost World looks damn good. It looked good on WiiU, but seeing it in action on the 3DS just moved this into purchase territory. Not just because the best Sonic games of recent years have been on handheld, but because this is ...
PAX Prime Art Show
Sometimes I really wish Penny Arcade didn’t do dumb shit to make me want to swear off their shows forever. Case in point, there’s going to be a video game art show during PAX Prime this weekend and I’d really love to attend that. Browsing galleries on ...
White Xbox One, Employees Only
We’re not huge on the appearance of our consoles here at Gamers Schmamers, first and foremost we care about the damn things working and playing good games, sexiness is a very distant third in our minds. But I’d be lying if I said that, all other things equa ...
Plants vs. Microtransactions
I really like Plants vs. Zombies 2. It’s easily one of the best tower defense games ever made. The sounds of the plants and zombies are incredibly well done, the music is thematically appropriate- if not particularly memorable- the animation and graphics are flui ...
Still Alive, The Alivening
Yes, Schmamers, we are still totally alive! We went through a bit of a summer hiatus, I blame the Wizarding World of Harry Potter for that, but we are coming back with a vengeance. Fantasy Football drafts, video features, podcasts, pie*, reviews, editorials! It will be ...
Schmame Over 17: Tales of Rim Picking
That is one hell of an episode title, isn’t it? Today, the Schmamers get down to business talking about the general lack of new games they played! Except for Patrick, who triple ups all of us and makes us feel dumb. We talk about giving in to the terrorists, hidin ...
Schmame Over 16: Internal Strife
Today the Schmamers argue amongst themselves, and Adam ends up being the voice of reason! Oh no! Plus a new game with Dragon in the title is out. Oh, it’s also from Japan. Let’s see how much we can talk about it! (A lot.) But it’s really good! Adam dis ...
Schmame Over Special Edition: Shin Megami Tensei IV
Adam is busy writing plays, which means this is the perfect chance for Pat and Josh to talk about the best RPG of the year: Shin Megami Tensei IV! Listen as we discuss morals, sexual advances, plot twists, demons, 8th grade art, and grow furiously erect at the thought o ...
Lightning Has Boob Jiggle, World Unsurprised
Kotaku apparently lives in a different world than I do. When it came out in recent interviews that the creators of Final Fantasy: Lightning Returns made Lightning’s breasts larger and added “boob jiggle” Kotaku, and the commenters, acted as if this wa ...
