Deadpool For Everyone!
Look, I don’t care what you say Deadpool (and look at the intro page to the site!) is the best thing to happen to Marvel comics in a long time. Super hero comics are absurdly self serious, and the forth wall breaking antics are the only thing that keeps Marvel fro ...
Adventures in Gaming: Casting Call (Part 1)
As I mentioned briefly in my introduction to the site, I love old school adventure games. Especially ones before they became point and click. Kids these days, with their damn “mouse,” and their rap music and their complicated shoes. Get off my lawn! I though ...
Today’s Nintendo Direct: 3DS is King.
Today’s Nintendo Direct was a thing of beauty. I almost don’t even have the words for it. Let’s just go down the list, real quick. WiiU Virtual Console coming, with Earthbound. Zelda: Oracle of Ages and Seasons Animal Crossing 3DS XL bundle. Brand ne ...
Smash Brothers As You Always Wanted It
Who knows when the next Smash Brothers game is going to happen, one can assume it’s in the works for the WiiU but there’s not been any official confirmation one way or the other. But that isn’t going to stop fans of the series from obsessing and dreami ...
Twos-Day: Cut More Rope…THROUGH TIME
Twine-threaded Twos-Day, Schmamers! Cut the Rope was an iSensation in the world of mobile gaming. Selling millions of copies and keeping commuters cutting day and night. Well, looks like a sequel is soon hot to trot, this time featuring our favorite little fella Om Nom& ...
Bioshock, Baptism, Refund?
Very mild spoilers for Bioshock Infinite. (Seriously, like, first ten minutes.) Before you’re allowed to enter the city of Columbia proper, you’re forced to undergo a baptism. Combined with the trip to Columbia (Ascending, ascending… hallelujah) there ...
My Fantasy Life as a Farmer
Yes, it’s finally happened! A JRPG where I don’t have to wander through endless amounts of dungeons, looting, slaying, and generally wiping out all the life on the planet! Now I can sit at home and be a farmer, planting my crops, sending them to market, and ...
Schmame Over Episode 5.1: Adam Is Sleepy
A very sleepy Adam takes it upon himself to do a solo episode of Schmame Over! And we decided, well, why not have everyone do a solo episode?! We’re keeping it fresh at Gamers Schmamers, ladies and gentlemen. Also, you know, I was hung over and Pat was missing in ...
Music Mondays: Horrifying Silence
My back was pressed firmly against the wall that I shared with the neighboring apartment. It’s the kind of cold, white, smooth wall that you always find inside apartments built after 2000, energy efficient but completely lacking in character. But as much as I tri ...
The Oculus Rift Gets a Test Drive
The Oculus Rift is an upcoming 3D, virtual reality goggle set that has been getting all sorts of praise among tech sites after its very successful Kickstarter bid (funded primarily, I’m assuming, by people planning to put porn on it.) Will it be able to live up to ...
Star Conflict From the Motherland
Star Conflict looks pretty snazzy, though I’m not sure what is more surprising: there’s not been a game named Star Conflict before this or the prospects of a Russian sci-fi MMO. With titles like the STALKER and Metro series in recent years there have been so ...
Storyday: This is the End
Stupendous Storyday, Schmamers! The end is as much a part of a game’s story as the beginning and middle, and this has been true of gaming since our 8-bit escapades and certainly beyond. However, if you were anything like me, you very rarely if ever got to see the ...