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Schmame Over: Link Between Worlds Special Edition
Spoilers abound for “The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds” today on Schmame Over, because that’s all we talk about! Join the Schmamers as the explore the worlds of Hy ...
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Schmame Over- Game of the Year
Today on Schmame Over, the Schmamers talk about their most dissapointing games, and their best games, of 2013. There are surprises, arguments, and impassioned discussions. Is Bioshock: Infin ...
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Schmame Over 23: Our Least Thankful
Today on Schmame Over the boys don their black masks and tear apart the wide world of electronic entertainment by sharing what they were LEAST thankful for in gaming in 2013. Or…at lea ...
Homeworld’s New Home?
There was an auction for THQ‘s remaining assets over the weekend, one of them being the rights to the beloved real time strategy game, Homeworld. The problem is that no one knows who ended up with the rights to the game. There’s a lot of news as to who didn& ...
Story Day: Voice Acting, Immersion, Whining and David Hayter
I’m a gigantic Metal Gear Solid fan, but I’ve been avoiding any of the news coming out on Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes/The Phantom Pain. It’s not that I’ve lost interest in the series – hell, we’ve already got intrigue before we ...
Tell Tales Without Burning Through Your GP
I’ve referenced more than once my love for adventure games on here, and now it’s time for me to present the opportunity for you to try some out on the cheap! Good Old Games is a great site that keeps old PC games up and running for our continued enjoyment, s ...
How To Sell a Game — Leviathan Warships Edition
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have turned over a new leaf in Game Trailer development. While we’ve been privy to some wonderfully creative and overly dramatic promo videos over the years, (Oh, Dead Island…) never before has a game company so brilliantly ...
The JimmyJew Podcast Extravaganza! IT BEGINS!
Hey, Schmamers! So a few weeks ago, my good buddy James Scanlan and I decided to start our own wacky podcast after years of saying we would, but instead excusing ourselves to the bathroom to jerk off and cry. BUT NOW IT’S REAL! The JimmyJew Podcast Extravaganza is ...
Free-For-Play Friday: Real Gaming
Fantabulous Free-For-Play Friday, Schmamers! When I think about the future, it’s usually not the brightest of things. However, whenever I speculate on what gaming might hold, I get some fairly rollicking tingles in my bottom. Kotaku has a collection mixing real-li ...
Schmabletop Reviews: Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards
Sir Lootzor’s Festering Testikill. That’s it. That’s all you need to know. Go, go now and play. What? In “Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards Duel at Mt. Skullzfyre” (which henceforth shall be Epic Spell Wars) you assume the persona of one of a few battle wizards due ...
A Note About This Week
Morning Schmamers! This is where I’d usually toss up a silly little article about some random trailer I found on the internet and spew a couple of hundred words at it about just how sexy it was, or how childish it is, or whether or not I’d taken a big poo th ...
Schmame Over Episode 5.2: Nintendo Orgy
So much Nintendo news! How long do you think we can felatte Nintendo for? If you said too long then FUCK YOU that’s not long enough. Join us this week as we spend way too much time talking about Nintendo, Shin Megami Tensei, and the merits of Tifa over Aerith. And ...
Injustice: Gods Among Us
Hooray for birthdays! Though I may be almost 30 years old I still rake in Best Buy gift cards every year. This year I raked in enough to purchase Injustice: Gods Among Us. For a DC fanboy such as myself, this is like being blown by an angel. Being blown by an ang ...
T’Hersday: Far Cry 3
We here at Gamers Schmamers just write/talk/jerk-off about anything we very well please. Already played a game and moved on? Thought you’d never hear about it again? Have no fear! Gamers Schmamers is here to drag you back because, damn it, we have shit we want to discus ...
