Xbox One is a Real Number 2
(h/t Adam Douglas) Credit: CNET If today’s reveal was meant to inspire hope that consoles are not, in fact, an endangered species, let’s just say I’m still preparing my eulogy. I went into the event with no expectations of being wowed and still left remarkably disappoi ...
The XBOX Reveal
Today’s the day, folks. Microsoft finally goes from having an “unannounced next generation system” to showing us what they’ve been working on for all these years. Are we excited? I’m not. It isn’t because I don’t want new conso ...
Schmame Over Bonus: A-Typical Gamer 2
In this entry in the Schmame Over A-Typical Gamer series, we take a look at the other side of the gender gap in gaming: the girl gamer. In this special edition with our friend and fellow Schmamer, Claire Severson, we try to unravel the role of feminine figures in the wi ...
JJPE Episode 11: Top Five Best Cover Songs & Top Five Favorite Smells
Episode Eleven: Top Five Best Cover Songs & Top Five Favorite Smells AKA Three Fucking Douchebags Talking at the Same Time Adam reveals the name of his future bakery and it’s killer, James saw a moose!, James killed a bear!, Adam solves the mystery of the Ame ...
Crying Wolf: Nintendo Edition
If you listen to the media, blogs, and the public in general you’d be forgiven for thinking Nintendo is in dire financial straits, about to give up being a hardware publisher, and move into the less than stellar space that Sega occupies. And if you were to listen ...
Guilty Gear’s New Trailer
Arc System Works, developers of Blaz Blue and Persona 4: Arena, are returning to their roots with a new entry into the Guilty Gear series called Guilty Gear Xrd -Sign- which continues the trend of bizarre English names. More than anything else, Guilty Gear was the seri ...
JJPE Episode Three: Top 5 Actor Duos You’d KILL to See & Top 5 Best Comic Book Movie Casting Choices
(Catch up with the JJPE back catalog with these episodes! DO IT! NOW! TODAY! THANK YOU!) Episode Three: Top 5 Actor Duos You’d KILL to See & Top 5 Best Comic Book Movie Casting Choices In which our heroes cover the Top 5 Actor Duos You’d KILL to See &a ...
A Day in the Life of King Dodongo
Alright, Dodongo. Today is the day. I just know it; I can feel it. Maybe there’s something I missed in that corner. Surely nobody would take the time to carve this huge chamber out in a dungeon with only one tiny exit on the ceiling, right? Who the hell does that? ...
The Year of Luigi Continues
It’s a great year to be a Luigi fan. Luigi’s Mansion is apparently pretty awesome, and now there’s a full New Super Mario Bros. game featuring Luigi. Did I mention there’s no Mario in it? Yeah. None. No Mario. This is all about Luigi, baby! I ...
300 Games, No Feedback
I was going to write about the Final Fantasy VIII HD remake this morning, but then I saw something far more interesting than a remake of a shitty game from the PSX area that is little more than the dying gasps of a once superb developer. It’s really easy to make ...
Blizzard Donates to Charity because of Glitch
Blizzard Entertainment discovered that less-than-honest gamers had exploited a bug in the game Diablo III that let them duplicate in-game gold. This caused inflated prices in the game’s auction house; which uses real money to purchase items. The bug is fixed. Thos ...