Valhalla Knights 3’s Red Light District

by Joshua Hawks on July 5th, 2013 at 8:38 am

I was never a huge fan of the Valhalla Knights series of games on PSP, mostly they were just an inoffensive offline MMO grind fest. But in Valhalla Knights 3 I find myself turned off from playing the games for a whole new reason.

A Red Light District.

Apparently the Red Light District in Valhalla Knights 3 is where you can buy new equipment, but if you spend enough time with certain vendors you can grope them while the proprietor looks the other way. And if you grope them well enough, they get to join your party! Because why not.

Modeled after Japanese Hostess Cafes, which are pretty gross on the face of it, Valhalla Knights 3 has its female characters as literal object to be acquired through sexual molestation.

Ugh.

There’s a trailer below. Be warned, it is super NSFW.