Mamma Mia! Happy Birthday, Mario!

by on July 9th, 2013 at 5:08 pm


Let’sa go!

Today, our favorite plumber turns 32! Wow! On July 9th, 1981, the Donkey Kong arcade machine was first released and marked the first appearance of gaming’s main man: Mario. Congratulations and celebrations, Mr. Mario. Maybe now Peach will finally finish that goddamn cake.

Hopefully this will squash those pesky Commie rumors that have been spreading

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