Mamma Mia! Happy Birthday, Mario!
Today, our favorite plumber turns 32! Wow! On July 9th, 1981, the Donkey Kong arcade machine was first released and marked the first appearance of gaming’s main man: Mario. Congratulations and celebrations, Mr. Mario. Maybe now Peach will finally finish that goddamn cake.
Hopefully this will squash those pesky Commie rumors that have been spreading…