Today’s Nintendo Direct: 3DS is King.
Today’s Nintendo Direct was a thing of beauty. I almost don’t even have the words for it. Let’s just go down the list, real quick. WiiU Virtual Console coming, with Earthbound. Zel ...
Schmame Over Episode 5.2: Nintendo Orgy
So much Nintendo news! How long do you think we can felatte Nintendo for? If you said too long then FUCK YOU that’s not long enough. Join us this week as we spend way too much time talking about ...
Memory Cards
Someday, we’ll have to explain what these were to kids…someday maybe this year… So, this comic here has made the internet rounds a few times by now, but, golly, if it can’t sti ...
Slow Monday Is Slow
After all the E3 excitement of last week, it feels a bit post-coital around here doesn’t it? Not to worry, Mondays like these are for relaxing and catching up on the things you’ve fallen ...
Animal Crossing, For The Hardcore Only
Here’s a thing: Animal Crossing is one of the most hardcore games you’ll ever play. No, really. Not because you have to learn patience and skill like in Dark Souls, or memorize endless li ...
SchmameReviews: Animal Crossing New Leaf
Animal Crossing is a game like no other. That phrase gets bandied about a lot in the gaming press, usually referring to the slight differences between this modern military shooter and that modern mil ...
Schmame Over Episode 12: No More ID
This week on Schmame Over, Joshua finally gets a new microphone which means he can use his PC again! No more station identification, sexier voices, and more discussion, how can one possibly contain th ...
A Day In The Life Of: Reese
The bells above the door ring. My first customer of the day. Before I turn and greet the customer that familar hope seizes me. Maybe it’s a new citizen, maybe it’s someone from another town, maybe it ...
Schmame Over Episode 15: Underrated
Today the Schmamers spend a lot of time talking about underrated things: games, companies, books, penises, robots and so much more! There’s mention of brutal slayings in Mark of the Ninja, alter ...
